Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Josie Marino’s raining chompions finally get their season up and humming at the Britannica?

They’ll be up against a Stoke side who were starting to look nothing if not imperial up until their 0-2 defeat to Watford, which they followed with a goalless snore at Newcastle.

Still, Hark Muse’s Potties make life hard for big-name visitors, so I forssell them giving Chelsea a real game here.

Tom Jerry just having a little walk, there.

As for Chelsea, their nightmare season went from badly to even badlier with a 1-3 disgruntling at the hands of Liverpool at Stambord Fridge last time out, and talk of Marino losing the dressing room is rife.

I used to lose the dressing room myself now and again, but I’d usually manage to find it again after a good root around.

Er, Chelsea to lose again.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday November 7th 2015 – place your balls, now!