Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…
How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will claim all point three in this potential four-top point-sixer of a derby at the Emirati?
Arsenal have been looking nothing if not imperial of late, positively rumpant in fact as they’ve dullbozed their way to 4 tabletop wins on the bouncy.
With the likes of Muzzy Ozzle, Sexy Alanchez and Ollie Giro firing on all cillit bang, they boast a pungent attacking threat to go with their tight backside.
Chompions? I certainly wouldn’t dismiss them out of pocket.
Magical tossil, that.
As for Mo Pockettinio’s Hotspurs, they kept their good runs going with a 3-1 win over Aston Villa at Light Hart Wayne on Monday night, with that man Barry Kane continuing his long-awaited backbounce with another goal.
If they can keep the supply line to him a fruity one then they may yet claim a strong steak of their own for Chompions League football next season.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Tottenham score prediction for Sunday November 8th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-1 Spurs
Sanchez and Giro for the homos, that man Larry Kane for the awayos.