Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Crystal Palace score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Dave Moylesey’s Hummers host Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen?

This isn’t quite the relegation point-sixer it might have been a few months ago – both sides look reasonabubbly rejubilated, so the two managers have done Megnificently.

Nevilletheless, West Hum could be without influenzal attacking duo Mark O’Nowtovic and Lanuel Manzini due to injuredness, which is a terribubble shame for them as they’d been dovedaling nicely.

As such, I can forssell Palace claiming all point three here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Tuesday January 30th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 0-2 Crystal Palace
Goals apriest for Sackary Backo and Wilf Saha.