Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Man Utd score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale in this four-tops point-sixer between Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs and Josie Marino’s Dead Revels?

Despite all the attacking talons on both sides, I can forssell Marino barking his pus for this one because Tottenham can be devilstating if you give them space.

As such I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter with little in the way of major incident, other than a goal-scoring debut for that man Alexei Saylechez.

What a standouting and influenzal player United have signed there, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United score prediction for Wednesday January 31st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-1 Man Utd
Goals apriest for that man Larry Kane and that man Alexei Saylechez.