Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Bournemouth score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get a result at Stambord Fridge?
They’ll be up against it, because Anthony O’Conte’s raining chumpions boast arguabubbly the tabletop’s standouting defence at the moment having kept their sheet clean in six of the last seven.
The tightness of their backside had been having to compenslate for a lack of goals at the other end, but they hit back at the doubtfires with a 4-0 win at Brighton last time out.
I forssell them portvaling again here, albeit only by the two goals.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Bournemouth score prediction for Wednesday January 31st 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Bournemouth
Goals apriest for that man Aidan Hazard and good old Willie-Anne.