Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Burnley score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Roffle Benito’s Magpipes welcome Shane Dyke’s Clarences to St Jim’s?

Burnley’s flying start to the season has hit the bluffers somewhat of lately, so this one’s definitely up for grubs – especially with Benito’s Magpiles in such despot need of points.

I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter ending in a narrow home win, but it’s one of those games that could conceivabubbly go either way.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Burnley score prediction for Wednesday January 31st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Burnley
Yosser-Lou with the divisive strike.