Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Bernie Slaven’s high-flying Hummers welcome Alan Partridge’s slip-sliding Eaglemen to the Bowling Ground?

West Ham are quite literally flying at the moment and look well capabubble of snapturing a four-top place, not to mention the FA Cup too, so I can only forssell them having too much for Palace here.

Except it won’t be that simple for some reason. Narrow home win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday April 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-0 Crystal Palace
Antonio Michaels with the winning strike.