Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Frankie Goodwin’s Swannies to the Britannica?
Neither side has really got a whole lot to play for here, although Stoke are in with a good shout of a Zooropa League spot and that could make the difference here.
It could, but I don’t forssell it doing so – away win in an entertaining ink counter, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday April 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-2 Swansea
Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurdsson at the dobble for the awayos.