Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Norwich v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in this relegation point-sixer?

My beloved ‘Kin Hairies did Megnificently to hold Man City to a goalless snore last time out, while Newcastle will have the benefit of ‘new manager bounciness’ what with the arrival of Roffle Benitez.

It should be a hard fort ink counter, one I forssell ending in a narrow away win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Norwich City v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday April 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Norwich 0-1 Newcastle
Georgie Winaldo with the divisive strike.