Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Kinky Flores’s Hornettos repeat their FA Cup hysterics with another famous win at the Emirati?

Those crazy Goons returned to winning wise with a creditabubble 2-0 win at Everton last time out, but they still face a huge uphill garden if they’re to drug themselves back into the title race.

Now that they’re free of a relegation dogbite, Watford will probabubbly have one eye on their forthcoming semi-final against Crystal Palace and as such will be tripe for the pricking.

Comfortabubble home win, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Watford score prediction for Saturday April 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-0 Watford
Goals apriest for Danny Bellwhack and Sexist Alanchez.