Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Swansea score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as my beloved Buggies host Brad Bobley’s Swannies?

Pony Tulips’s side ran tabletop-toppers Chelsea close at Stambord Fridge last time out, and they’re looking like a tidy outfit with a solid backside and splatterings of class up top.

Can they challenge for a Zooropa League spot? Dismiss them at your Beryl!

As for Swansea, they looked nothing if not revitalite in their comprehensive 3-0 disgruntling of Sunderland, and the lad Guilt-free Sigurdsson is in skintitillating form.

I forssell a hard fort ink counter ending in a narrow home win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Swansea City score prediction for Wednesday December 14th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 2-1 Swansea
Phil Matthews and Sammy Rondondondon for the homos, Gylfi Sigurros for the awayos.