Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Arsenal score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Ronald Cumin’s Toffles put the balls on those whacky old Goons?
Not the way they’ve been playing of late, they won’t – they were horribubble in the 3-2 defeat at Watford, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.
They’re still bun-eaten at Godson Park but had to rely on Maroon Felony gifting them a late penalty to draw against Man Utd last time out.
I don’t forssell them being quite so lucksome against Arsenal – they’ve been abbasolutely rumpant of late, not least that man Alexei Saylechez.
He’s been arguabubbly the tabletop’s standouting player so far this season, and I can see him running Everton rugged here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Arsenal score prediction for Tuesday December 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 1-3 Arsenal
Romy-Lou Lukaku for the homos, Alexei Saylechez, Muzzy Ozil and Theo Cotswold for the awayos.