Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Man Utd score prediction for Wednesday night, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen put the balls on Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels?

They comprehensively disgruntled Southampton 3-0 in their last home game, so abbasolutely they can – let’s face it, United haven’t been pushing up any daisies.

The lad Wilf Saha has been in skintitillating form of late, and he’ll be fired up to point a prove against his old side.

United smashed their mini home duck to beat Spurs 1-0 last time out, but I’m still not convicted by them.

They’ll also be without their injured goal-scorer Henrikh Mkdons Mkmkmkmk the Armenian lad, so I can forssell them suckthumbing to a shock defeat.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Manchester United score prediction for Wednesday December 14th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-1 Man Utd
Wilf Saha and Chris Bentekken for the homos, Zoltan Ibramovic for the awayos.