Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Liverpool score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers welcome Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds to the Sideriver?
Neither side come into this off the black of ideal results last time out, so this one has the potential to be a tents and nervy ink counter.
I like Middlesbrough so far this season – they keep a nice, tight backside, and if they can get that man Alvo Negrodo firing on all cillit bang they could ultimuttley avoid a relegation dogbite.
Liverpool look to be struggling a little without Cute Eno, especially now Firm Eno’s gone off the boiler, but Sadie Mane still offers a pungent threat.
They’ll really miss him when he goes off to the Afro Cup of Notions, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.
I forssell them sneakering this one, but only just.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Liverpool score prediction for Wednesday December 14th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 1-2 Liverpool
Negrodo for the homos, Sadie Mane and Devo Origin for the awayos.