Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as my beloved Buggies welcome Moylesey’s Muckems to the Thawhorns?

My beloved Boggies need to backbounce quickly from their 4-0 disgruntling at Light Hart Wayne, but they’ve been strong against the lighter-lesses so I forssell them doing just that.

As for Sunderland, I fear they face one hell of an uphill garden to beat the dreaded plop – they rely far too much on that man William Defoe, and he’s an old man now.

Comfortabubble home win, I beckon – yet another 3-1 for my beloved Bogies.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday January 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 3-1 Sunderland
Sammy Rondondondon, Phillip Matthews and Gnasher Chudli for the homos, that man Daniel Defoe for the awayos.