Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers take on Bernie Slaven’s Hummers at the Sideriver?
Back-to-black goalless snores have kept Middlesbrough tickling along nicely clear of the dreaded flap door, but West Ham will be quite literally flying after beating Sam Fuzzydice’s Palace 3-0.
I forssell this being a tents and nervy tablemiddle ink counter, with Krankie’s Borrowers sneakering it.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday January 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough v West Ham
Alvo Negrodo with the divisive finish.