Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Sam Fuzzydice’s Beagles welcome Ronald Cumin’s Toffles to Sellars Park?

Palace are yet to win under Fuzzydice and should be chumping at the pits to make amens for the horribubble 3-0 defeat at West Hum last time out.

Everton on the other hands should be quite literally flying after their Megnificent 4-0 disgruntling of Peep Gladiola’s Man City, but they tend to find life tougher away from Godson Park.

I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter resulting in a point apriest – 1-1, just like in the correspondent fixture earlier this season.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Everton score prediction for Saturday January 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-1 Everton
Goals apriest for Belgo duet Chrissie Bentekken and Romy-Lou Lukaku.