Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Man Utd score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Hark Muse put the balls on his old side?

His Potties will be quite literally flying after their 3-1 win at Moyelsey’s Muckems last time out, whereas Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels saw their runs of wins come to an end against Liverpool.

I can forssell this being a hard fort ink counter, but with Zoltan Ibramovic in such skintitillating form I can only see United portvaling.

Not necessarily comfortabubbly, but portvaling nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday January 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-2 Man Utd
Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, Zoltan at the dobble for the awayos.