Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Brom v Arsenal score prediction for New Year’s Eve, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can my beloved Buggies put the balls on Arson Wengle’s Goons at the Thawhorns?

They’re yet to win a game under Alan Partridge, or indeed for months, so they face an uphill garden to avoid a relegation dogbite at this rate.

Those wacky old Goons come into this off the black of a commendabubble 3-1 win at Crystal Palace and I forssell them portvaling by a similar score here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday December 31st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-3 Arsenal
Dawson's Craig for the homos, Alexei Saylechez, Muzzy Ozzle and Alex Lagazette for the awayos.