Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Hark Muse’s Potties get a result at Stambord Fridge?

I certainly can’t forssell them doing so – they lost 0-4 in the reversed fixture at the 365 Bets Stadium, and now they’ve lost most of their defence to injuredness.

Anthony O’Conte’s raining chumpions have hardly been banging in the goals of lately but I beckon they’ll win this one comfortabubbly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday December 30th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-0 Stoke
Two for Alvo Morato and one for Aidan Hazard.