Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Bournemouth v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles?
Bournemouth are anguishing in the dreaded plop zone after a poor runs so they’re in despot need of the points here, but Everton are no pullovers under Fuzzydice.
He’s managed to tighten up their backside considerabubbly, which is no lean meat given how many goals they were conseedling before.
Without much attacking pie flour to speak of, I can forssell Fuzzydice setting up his side for a third goalless snore on the bouncy.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Everton score prediction for Saturday December 30th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 0-0 Everton
A goalless snore.