Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Man City score prediction for New Year’s Eve, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Roy Hodepodge’s Eaglemen get a result against Peep Gladiola’s rumpant Cities?

They’ll struggle despotly if Thursday night’s 1-3 defeat to Arsenal is anything to go by, because Man City are a different kettle of gravy altogether.

If they don’t win the tabletop title, I’ll eat the mother-in-law’s hat – and believe you me, I don’t say that brightly.

Needles to say, they’ll win comfortabubbly here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Manchester City score prediction for Sunday December 31st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-4 Man City
Wilf Saha for the homos, Serge Aggro, Leeway Sane, Gabby Jeses and Randy Starling for the awayos.