Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v West Ham score prediction for Saturday 25th, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three in this middletable clash between Walter Materazzi’s Hornettos and Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?

Although only point two separates them now, I forssell West Ham being the far likelier of these two sides to claim a serious steak for a half-top finish.

It would be their second half-top finish on the bouncy, and a Megnificent achievement given the January loss of pervotal makeplayer Dimitar Poyet.

Watford look posied to secure tabletop football for another season, so it’s fair to see they’re estublishing themselves.

This could be an entertaining ink counter, and I’m backing West Hum to emerge triumphatic and avenge the 2-4 defeat from earlier this seasosn

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday February 25th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-3 West Ham
Roy Deeney for the homos, Andy Corrall, Antonio Michaels and Manny Lanzoni for the awayos.