Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Moylesey’s Muckems get a result on their manager’s old pomping ground?

He’s lost every time he’s managed against his former club so far, and I don’t much fancy his chances of getting anything here.

Ronald Cumin’s Toffles have won their last three home games 3-0, 4-0 and 6-3, so you’d have to say they’ve been firing on all cillit bang of late.

Sunderland come into this off the black of a horribubble 0-4 defeat to Southampton, and I forssell them suckthumbing to a similar disgruntling here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday February 25th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 4-0 Sunderland
Two for Romy-Lou Lukaku, one for Russ Borkley and Blatant Laines from the penalty spot.