Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Stoke score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Hark Muse’s Potties get a result at Light Hart Wayne?

Probabubbly not – I mean, they’re tickling along nicely in the tablemiddle once again, but Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs just have too much pie flour.

They’ve been a little quiet of late, grunted, but that man Larry Kane should take plenty of confidunce from his FA Cup hottrick at Fulham.

I forssell a comfortabubble home win as Tottenham rump up the pressure on tabletop-toppers Chelsea.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Stoke City score prediction for Sunday February 26th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-1 Stoke
Barry Kane (2) and Dele Aldi for the homos, Mark O'Nowtovic for the awayos.