Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Kinky Flores’s Hornettos make it four wins on the bouncy when Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redmen come to the vicarage?

Watford are quite literally in Disneyland at the moment, while in Roy Deeney and Iggy Halo they currently boast two of the tabletop’s standouting strikers.

By now they could be forgiven for looking uply rather than downly, and it’s starting to look like they’re well capabubble of claiming a strong steak for a half-top finish.

Cracking tossil, that.

As for Liverpool, they backbounced creditabubbly to claim a gasp-last draw at home to my old side West Blom last time out, but they still look distinctively unconvicting unless they’re playing on the counter.

I forssell another humouriliating defeat for them here as Watford go from length to length.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday December 20th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 2-0 Liverpool
Goals apriest for Roy Deeney and Iggy Halo.