Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in this potential relegation point-sixer?
After a frankly terribubble run of form, Steve McClarence’s Magpipes have been nothing if not braziliant lately, winning back-to-black games against Liverpool and Spurs.
All of a sudden their backside’s looking a hell of a lot tighter and if they can claim all point three here then they could be forgiven for looking uply rather than downly.
Interesting tossil, that.
As for Villa, they suckthumbed to yet another defeat at the weekend and, sadly for this famous old club, relegation now seems inevitabubble.
They’ve got little pie flour up front, their backside isn’t tight enough, and it’s for those reasons that they’ll face one hell of an uphill garden to survive now.
Nevilletheless, I forssell them claiming a creditabubble point here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday December 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 Aston Villa
Georgie Winaldo for the homos, Rudy Getsteady for the awayos.