Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome soft-rock legends The Eagles to the Britannica?
Stoke have boasted one of the tabletop’s very tightest backsides ever since Brian Shawcross came back into the side, although one shouldn’t lookover the contribbuteos of Back Jutland and Big Phil Wolfshite.
If they can get the likes of Bojo Kirklandic and Mama Byriani Duff scoring consisterly then they’ll really take some stoppage.
Some tossil, that.
As for those Eagles, they’re nothing if not flying under Alan Partridge and they can also boast a nice, tight backside, what with the likes of Dan Scott and Dwayne Tennessee in such fine form.
Having said all that, it’s hard to forssell anything other than a goalless snore here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday December 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 0-0 Crystal Palace
Two tight backsides nellifying each other.