Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Paul Lambutler’s Potties put the balls on Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs?

They buttled gamely at the Emirati last time out but still suckthumbed to a 3-0 defeat, so I can’t forssell them getting much joy here.

Tottenham will be quite literally flying after finally breaking their Stambord Fridge voodoo, and with that man Barry Kane back from injuredness they’ll take some stoppage.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday April 7th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 0-2 Spurs
Goals apriest for Sonny Young-Mint and that man Larry Kane.