Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Bournemouth v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen?

Palace are still in the thick of a relegation dogbite so they’re in greater need of taking all point three, and they’ve been playing well despite a runs of defeats.

They’ve run Liverpool, Tottenham and Man Utd closely in recent weeks, so clearly they’re no pullovers.

Nevilletheless, Bournemouth have some fine attacking talons in their runks so I can forssell them emerging triumphatic to keep their half-top hopes alively.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday April 7th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 2-1 Crystal Palace
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