Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds in the Merseyslide derby county?

Probabubbly not – they’ve consisterly been comprehensively disgruntled by the top sides this season, and I can’t forssell that changing here unless Liverpool’s middleweek Chompions League commitments knocker them.

I beckon Everton could score a couple themselves but nevilletheless still suckthumb to defeat.

Frankly, they should be happy if they get more than twenty per cent possession this time. Chortle!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday April 7th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-3 Liverpool
Cunk Tossil and Omar Niash for the homos, Mo Salad, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane for the awayos.