Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v West Ham score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Anthony O’Conte’s raining chumpions welcome Dave Moyles’s Hummers to Stambord Fridge?

Chelsea look like missing out on the four-tops togetherall after suckthumbing 1-3 to Tottenham last time out, but they’ve still got pride to play for here.

West Hum remain in the thick of a relegation dogbite despite comprehensively disgruntling Southampton, so they should be chumping at the pits to complete a tabletop dobble over their illustra illustriati rich rivals.

Nevilletheless, I don’t forssell them getting it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday April 8th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-1 West Ham
Alvo Morato (2) and Aidan Hazard for the homos, Mark O'Nowtovic for the awayos.