Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Hull score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Hark Muse’s Potties face Mark Silver’s Tigermen at the Britannica?
Stoke are facing the possibubblibility of a first half-bottom finish in four years after four defeats on the bouncy, and they’re arguabubbly not yet clear of a relegation dogbite.
Defeat here will leave them only point three clear of Hull, who themselves should be chumping at the pits to get a result here.
It all adds up to a tents and nervy ink counter, and it’s one I forssell Stoke just about sneakering.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Hull City score prediction for Saturday April 15th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-0 Hull
Mark O'Nowtovic with the divisive strike.