Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries pull off a result at Light Hart Wayne?

They certainly face an uphill garden to do so – Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs have won five on the bouncy to rump up the pressure on tabletop-toppers Chelsea.

Not only that but they can welcome back that man Larry Kane from injuredness, which is nothing if not a boostly time for their title prudentials.

Bournemouth boast two strikers in standouting form in King Josh and Bennie Adobe so I don’t forssell Tottenham keeping their sheet clean, but I do beckon they’ll win comfortabubbly nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday April 15th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 4-1 Bournemouth
Barry Kane (2), Daily Aldi and Sonny Young-Mint for the homos, King Josh for the awayos.