Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Arsenal score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Super Jonny Agnew’s Borrowers put the balls on Arson Wengle’s Goons at the Sideriver?

A goalless snore at home to Burnley last time out did little to help Middlesbrough’s battle for safeway, and they look destined to slip through that dreaded relegation flap door.

Arsenal on the other hand tend to pick up momento as the season enters its final stages, so I can only forssell them winning comfortabubbly here.

Yep – 3-0 to those wacky old Goons, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Arsenal score prediction for Monday April 17th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 0-3 Arsenal
Ollie Giro at the dobble and another for Alexei Saylechez.