Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Sam Fuzzydice’s Eaglemen to the Britannica?

Stoke’s form has been slightly wobblesome but they shouldn’t be too lacking in confidunce against a Palace side that was disgruntled 0-4 by Sunderland on their own patch last time out.

Fuzzydice has really got his work cut up if he’s to guide his new team to safeway, but they’ve got some good attacking talons so dismiss them at your Beryl.

Nevilletheless, I forssell a comfortabubble home win here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday February 11th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-0 Crystal Palace
Goals apriest for Crouching Pete and Sadie Berylhino.