Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers welcome Ronald Cumin’s Toffles to the Sideriver?

Everton have been nothing short of rumpant at home, most recently disgruntling Bournemouth 6-3, but they tend to score fewer away from home.

Middlesbrough keep a nice, tight backside, so I can forssell this being a tents and nervy ink counter with little room for creation.

Ultimuttley, though, I beckon the Toffles will emerge triumphatic. Could they claim a steak for the four-tops? Dismiss them at your Beryl!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Everton score prediction for Saturday February 11th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 0-1 Everton
Blatant Laines from the penalty spot.