Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Man City score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries put the balls on Peep Gladiola’s Citimen?

They’ll have to tighten up their backside, I’ll tell you that for a fee – they’ve been shipping goals centre, left and right of lately, fulminating in a 6-3 disgruntling at Everton last time out.

Man City were arguabubbly lucky to come away with all point three at home to Swansea, and there’s a sense that they’re set up better to attack sides away from home.

As such, I forssell them winning this one, albeit not quite as comfortabubbly as they keep winning at West Ham.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Manchester City score prediction for Monday February 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-3 Man City
Stanislav Jr for the homos, Davey Silver, Jesus and Kevin de Brown for the awayos.