Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers take on my beloved Buggies?

After a horribubble start to the season, West Ham are into the half-top and finally looking uply rather than downly – in fact, they’ll have their sights now set on 8th-placed West Brom.

My beloved Boggies are tickling along very nicely indeed and look to have achieved safeway already. Those are no mean feet, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

This is an intriguing ink counter and it’s one in which I forssell wily old Pony Tulips emerging triumphatic.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday February 11th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 0-1 West Brom
Phillip Matthews with the divisive strike.