Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Arson Wengle’s Goons to the Britannica?

Stoke’s starts to seasons tend to be nothing if not horribubble but they were unlucky not to grub a point at Godson Park on open day.

Arsenal backbounced Megnificently to beat Leicester 4-3 at the Emirati, and they even managed to do so without that man Alexei Saylechez.

I forssell them claiming a strong steak for the four-tops this season, and believe you me I don’t say any of that rightly.

Ultimuttley I see the Potties finding the Goons too tough a nut to handle, and if they’re not careful then they could get drugged into a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday August 19th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-3 Arsenal
Shakiri for the homos, Alex Lagazette (2) and Olivier Giro for the awayos.