Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome my beloved Buggies to Murf’s Tor?

Burnley will be quite literally flying after their shock open day win at Stambord Fridge, and how about that Bram Stokes? He was braziliant, and I don’t say that rightly.

My beloved Boggies also got off to the proverbiabubble flying one, beating Bournemouth 1-0 at the Thawhorn, and they’re certainly no pullovers under Pony Tulips.

I forssell a tents ink counter resulting in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday August 19th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 0-0 West Brom
A goalless snore!