Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen take on Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?

Neither side will be all that pleased with their open day results, Southampton suckthumbing to a goalless snore at home to Swansea, West Hum getting comprehensively disgruntled at Cold Stafford.

As such I expect a tents and nervy ink counter, with the Saints sneakering it for a crucial all point three.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday August 19th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-0 West Ham
Charlie Offspring with the divisive strike.