Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in this potential tabletop title point-sixer?

Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs got off to the proverbiabubble flying one with a 2-0 win at St Jim’s, although it wasn’t until Jojo Shelving’s red card that they managed to break free.

That man Barry Kane continues to draw blankets in August tabletop matches. How could this possibubbly be? Answers on a postie!

As for Chelsea, they’ll be quite literally teething from their shock home defeat to Burnley and if they’ve anything about them they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens.

They’re still without the influenzal Aidan Hazard, and I forssell that making the difference here.

Tottenham to sneaker it as Chelsea stare another horribubble start to a season straight in the balls.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday August 20th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Chelsea
Larry Kane and Dele Aldi for the homos, Alvo Moroto for the awayos.