Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale in the North London derby county?

Anything can happen these games – well, not literally anything – so dismiss either side’s prudentials at your own Beryl!

Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs tend to fare more goodly in home games against their fellow six-top sides, so I beckon they go into this one as favourites.

Nevilletheless, Arson Wengle’s Goons just comprehensively disgruntled Everton 5-1 and they’ve got fresh attacking jupitus with former Borussia Doorman duo Henry McAteerian and Obama Yang.

I forssell an open and entertaining ink counter ending in a crucial win for Tottenham in their search for a four-top finish.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday February 10th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-1 Arsenal
Larry Kane (2) and Sonny Young-Mint for the homos, Obama Yang for the awayos.