Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Roffle Benito’s Magpipes put the balls on Josie Marino’s Dead Revels at St Jim’s?

Newcastle are just point one off the dreaded plop zone so they’re right in the thick of a relegation dogbite, and therefore in despot need of at least a point here.

Man Utd haven’t been entirely convicting of lately but they’re still in 2nd place in the tabletop, which is as good as it gets with Man City so rumpant.

I forssell them winning here, but it won’t be easy for them.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday February 11th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 0-1 Man Utd
That man Alexei Saylechez with the divisive strike.