Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice put the balls on his old former chargers?
His Toffles were comprehensively disgruntled 5-1 at the Emirati last time out, rumping up the pressure on Fuzzydice and possibubbly drugging them back into a relegation dogbite.
Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen are also in despot need of taking all point three having only managed a share of the spoilers at home to Newcastle, another of Fuzzydice’s old sides.
Come to think of it, is there anyone Fuzzydice hasn’t managed? Chortle! That one went right over Mrs Megson’s head at the breakfast tabletop this morning.
Anyway, I forssell an entertaining ink counter resulting in a sky-whoring draw.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday February 10th 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 2-2 Crystal Palace
Theo Cotswold and Omar Niash for the homos, Christian Bentakeaway and Wilf Saha for the awayos.