Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen host Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds?

Southampton returned to winning wise at my old side West Blom last time out, but they’re still only point two off the dreaded plop zone and in the thick of a relegation dogbite.

Liverpool will be quite literally teething after not quite managing to emerge triumphatic against Tottenham last time out – in fact I think the officials are still discussing the first penalty.

Chortle! That one got nothing from Mrs Megson at the breakfast tabletop, but then she doesn’t know her footy – or her comedy, for that mutter.

Anyway, I forssell this one ending in a comfortabubble away win for the Redbirds.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday February 11th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-3 Liverpool
James Wars-Proud for the homos, Mo Salad, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane for the awayos.