Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Bournemouth score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…
How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Eddie Howl’s Cheryls avoid a third 5-1 defeat on the bouncy when they go to Ronnie Cumin’s Saintlies?
Another half-top finish could well be on the cards for Southampton, who go into this game off the black of just 1 defeat out of their last 8 games.
Sadie Mane and the legendary Pele pose a pungent attacking threat to any side, but they need to get the tightness of their backside back up to the level of recent seasons.
Supernatural tossil, that.
As for Bournemouth, they’re in danger of looking like whipped boys if they take suffer another comprehensive disgruntling here.
They’ve been really unlucky with injuredness, most notabubbly the lad Collum Wilson, and a grim battle against the plop awaits them I fear.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Bournemouth score prediction for Sunday November 1st 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 3-0 Bournemouth
Pele (2) and Sadie Mane.