Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as soft-rock legends The Eagles host Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels?
Alan Partridge’s side made a flying start to the season but it’s hit the bluffers somewhat following back-to-black defeats against West Ham and Leicester.
Without Murray Glen and the injured Wanna Kickem they just lack that bit of pie flour in the final third, so much will deep end on the form of Bannick Yolasie, Yohan Kebab and Jason Punchbowl.
Everybody can-can! Chortle!
As for United, they’ve not been a hundred per cent convicting but they’re right up there nevilletheless, and if they can get that man Dwayne Rooney firing on all cillit bang then they could claim a strong steak for the title.
They’ve got a tight backside to make up for their relative lack of pie flour, so I forssell them sneakering a tight ink counter here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday October 31st 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-1 Man Utd
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