Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Kinky Flores’s Hornettos welcome Bernie Slaven’s high-flying Hummers to the vicarage?

Watford were Megnificent as they raced out 2-0 winners at the Britannica last time out, and they’ve got a couple of in-form strikers to go with their impressively tight backside.

If Roy Deeney and Iggy Halo can continue to dovedale effectively, they might even be able to avoid the relegation dogbite that many would have predicted for them.

Quick game of hide and seek, there.

As for West Ham, they’ll be quite literally flying after that 2-1 win over Chelsea but they’ve struggled against the lesser sides this season.

The likes of Dimitar Poyet and Manny Lancini are great to watch, but I beckon they rely too much on playing on the counter.

To be perfectly frankly, they should be playing more on the pitch. I forssell a home win here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v West Ham score prediction for Saturday October 31st 2015 – place your balls, now!